EGL5 Blackpool
With EGL5 being announced yesterday, today the total e.sports circuit had a meeting.
As explained by the CEO, Chris, TEC have their very own V.I.P players area where only staff and players of TEC are allowed. This means everyone from TEC and TEC only are allowed in this allocated area for us to relax, unwind and hopefully warm up for upcoming matches.
The TEC.Pro team came 9th in there second LAN but first reflex in Amsterdam so we have high hopes for them at EGL5.
Me and my team will attending & hopefully be playing, mainly for experience but hopefully for a good placement too.
RS0L’s guide to picking a seat on a train.
This will be a short but hopefully easy guide to help you pick the best seat in the carriage or maybe even the train.
Seat picking is very stereotypical and important as well as a well developed skill. stereotype anything and everything, everyone and their luggage, just everything.
Long journeys are harder than short as you may have to change train and do the process a few times but practice till perfection.
Personally I travel at least 1250+ a month in only 4 train journeys.
Over the few months I have traveled I have found a few helpful tips to get the best seat that I will share with you.
Let’s get started!
Step one in picking your seat is to bare in mind the train journey you are about to take. How long is the journey? Where are you departing and arriving? Are you going with other people?
These are very important, you don’t want to get stuck with 4 seats when there’s 5 of you on a long journey to a stereotypically hell hole of a town.
If you have to split in to two groups so the one odd person doesn’t get stuck next to a smelly, B.O Barry.
3 people in a tabled seated area and 2 in a 2 seated area preferably close to each other.
Remember where the train is going is important because if you are traveling from chav central the train is more than likely to be covered in spat out chewing gum so choose with caution.
Check the seat and the surrounding area, don’t pick it near a door or especially a toilet.
You dont want a ton of other passengers rushing past to a door or stinking toilet.
Personally I seat myself near the middle on a quiet carriage. Some trains have set carriages where you basically are in a library which is good because it’s nice a quiet, less people but they’re more friendly and no annoying guy shouting down the phone “can you hear me!?”… Yeah the whole fucking train can…
Anyway, check seats and area is step one.
Step two.
Be wary of the other passengers, stereotype them. Bushy beard, farmers coat, long hair… I know what your thinking.. Tramp? Maybe, even though it’s not nice they’re doing the same to you so do it to them.
Generally I found this is how I’d stereotype people:
Female, blackberry in hand, fashionably dressed, pretty but… Fucking annoying, they sit there bbming people and calling, along with, wait for it, the hackle of the century. Be careful people, they will drive you insane!
A couple, table seat area, with news paper one or maybe both on their phone but quiet. I don’t mind these people, try to seat near or around them but be careful of CHILDREN! Noisy fuckers, some cute by most noisy and annoying on the train.
The iPod guy, can be annoying but generally nice, some times they have good music most horrible taste. If its too loud for your possibly snobby ways ask them to turn it down and they normally do it. Yes I have been one of these guys and have been asked to turn it down. Personally take it as a compliment that my earphones are loud enough to annoy someone.
The trampy looking guy, as mentioned before, look smelly, you know the people I mean… Not bad people, quiet but don’t look nice to the eye. Seat close but becareful they don’t smell of the new in fragrance, Body odour super strength (BOSS) for men.
They’re just a few stereo types but they’re many more for you to stereotype for yourself.
Pick carefully, bare in mind what’s mentioned and stereotype everyone.
RS0L
